My only claim is that not all talented people should go to college and not all talented people should do the exact same thing.

I could do nothing but Brooklyn shows for the rest of my career, and I could die ignorant.

Why is it that although it takes us years to get into our messes, we expect God to get us out of them in a few days?

Any contract I sign is enforced with my own personal code of ethics, and his obsessive compulsive disorder.

At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.