I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.
I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.
There's nothing sexy about Orange County.
I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.
I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.
I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.
I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.
Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.
When you hear that you're going to be working with a first-time director, sometimes that can be a concern to people.
Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat.
I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.
I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.
I gotta have more cowbell!
Is there life in this 47-year-old arm?
I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts.
I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.
Mattingly already cut me.
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Was I the best player on the field today? Maybe, maybe.
Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.
I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.
