Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.
I have a great memory.
I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will.
I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts.
I do think there are some great female comics Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. They're the whole ball of wax.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
I eat very well, and I do Pilates.
I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper.
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when i've really learned.
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out. That's when i've really learned.
I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it.
I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just kills me.
