Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.
I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.
No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.