"Age before beauty," said the devil as he threw his grandmother off' the stairs.
"All freight lightens," said the skipper, when he threw his wife overboard.
"Almost a hit," said the boy as he threw the stone at his dog and hit his stepmother's leg.
"An egg is an egg," said the beadle, but he took the goose-egg.
"Bad company," said the thief, as he went to the gallows between the hangman and a monk.
"Fie upon thee, how black thou art!" said the kettle to the saucepan.
"Force me, and I shall commit no sin," said the girl.
"Great cry and little wool," said the fool, when he sheared a pig.
"I am a judge of cresses," said the peasant, as he was eating hemlock.
"I have a lot to say," said the fish, "but my mouth is full of water."
"If 'almost' did not exist," said the woman, "than I would have shot a hare."
"If the devil is going to take me," said the courtesan, "let it be in a coach."
"If the law supposes that," said mr. Bumble, "the law is a ass, a idiot."
"If you have no money, turn placeman!" as the court fool said to his sovereign.
"It is easy to work with a good comb," said the devil, when he combed his mother's hair with a pitchfork."
The court also said the freedom of press is impacted by the shutdown, it is an abuse of power.
She said they were dishonest and unfair.
Shakespeare said "All the world is a stage" If it is then I suggest you to perform better than anyone else.
What the doctor actually said was' you can pop to England', which was horrific.
The Cubans were really embarrassed, fidel said he would give my husband's dog a pardon.
They said they tried to save my car, which I really appreciate.
He said a state trooper shot me.
When I said he was becoming presidential, that wasn't just a compliment, that was a warning.
I'm still afraid of Trump, when I said he was becoming presidential, that wasn't just a compliment, that was a warning.
All she said was that she was sorry and I was like, 'It's all good, it's all good, as long as someone's not hurt,'.
I ... Said 'Let's go see it in person'.
They said I raped them yes I did it's my fault I'm the one who did it.
We were fighting. I said no.
Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" was an idiot!
After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.
