Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip.
After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.
Ed Hardy called . . . He wants his clothes back!
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first.
Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is.
Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender?
Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her!
Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . Nobody wants to die!
Evil people can not see the evil in others because of their own evil.
Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague?
I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.
I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . A million bucks!
I'm not looking for someone who I can live with, I'm looking for someone who I can't live without.
Socialism is the ultimate ponzi scheme.
There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one.
When words can't express your true inner feelings, use hand jesters.
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.
When in Rome . . . Rome around.
When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . But I'd always find them.
When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach".
When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.
When I get big, I want to be a recovering alcoholic drug addict.
When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick".
When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . Choose the one that you haven't tried yet.
When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher.
Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right.
What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink!
What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.
What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want.
We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.
