One foot cannot stand on two boats.
No man can paddle two canoes at the same time.
"Geometry has two great treasures; one is the Theorem of Pythagoras; the other, the division of a line into extreme and mean ratio. The first we may compare to a measure of gold; the second we may name a precious jewel."
Two cats will not live together in one sack.
"Come see me" and "Come live with me" are two different things.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
He who hunts two rats, catches none.
I have two big brothers.
In a deal there are two fools: the one who asks too much and the one who asks too little.
Two birds of prey do not keep each other company.
A politician divides mankind into two classes: tools and enemies.
Fortune and misfortune are two buckets in the same well.
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
Za dvumya zaitsami pogonish'sya, ne odnogo ne poimaesh'. (If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.)
You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it.
I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children.
For me it all started with two turntables and a mixer.
I was in the independent scene for two years before I got the call from the WWE.
When I'm DJing for two hours, I might play two or three Smiths songs.
WWE Network has been phenomenal for me. It's an amazing directory for not only myself, but for anyone who's into wrestling.
When Clint Eastwood walks into a room, you may not know his name. But you know who he is.
Here's a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
I managed to slip two children out in the middle of my career and have been lucky with all the work.
They are feeling two more years after six.
There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.
I used to have two Mustangs a '67 Shelby and a '65.
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by the lawyer.
We have two ears and one mouth so we may listen more and talk the less.
I've got two bikes that get me everywhere I need to go. And public transportation.
I came to L.A. When I was 19, and my two roommates were blue-eyed, blond dudes. I helped coach them, and they both landed pilots.
